Wait, I’m confused: is the attorney saying Kelly isn’t allowed to read or write in solitary, or that he is illiterate?

It reminds me of an old Sylvia cartoon where she’s advertising an alarm clock to wake even the soundest sleeper: Sound of Two Cats Upchucking. Guaranteed to have you out of bed and alert in seconds.

Which he will refuse to do, also adroitly avoiding the newspaper you keep trying to stick under his mouth.

Complete Emperor’s New Clothes situation.

Yeah, no. Gonna Six Degrees this shit real hard.

I have no explanation other than Dump’s election triggered a full Upside Down cascade response.

Depressing/eerie summer reading:

Yield to our bird masters--it’s our only hope for survival.

That’s my babies, so extra!

Back when this video was shot? Or later? 

I truly admire your multitasking.

Well, the jails are overcroweded with nineteen year olds who were caught with one joint, see....

You pointed out the exact reason he’s gone full Cross Burn: the Epstein thing. When you need to distract from your long history with a child rapist, what better bell and whistle show than threatening to murder a WOC Congresswoman?

Oh, I think we know what the price is. A few dopamine highs at saying “that word,” then moving on to reintroducing slavery.

What about the stand on your bladder/jump on your stomach from the dresser/paw at the covers while YOWLING routine though?

If there’s one human alive today who’d sell his mixed race kids into slavery or have them beaten on the plantation, it’s Dump.

Of course. “He tells it like it is.”

Same reason as you were back in the day: was banned with no explanation and had to make a burner account!

Hell, that one Rep finally got fed up and filed articles of impeachment over this shit, and everybody’s going we can’t win, this will weaken us.