Monorail!

Let’s not forget Operation Paper Clip--what’s a few Nazi scientists when we have a rocket program to set up? 

This is the same Russia that stomped both Napoleon and Hitler flat just by using winter. I guess they assumed Winter was their servant, not a capricious sprite.

Yeah. It’s frantic tap dancing while waving a chicken. That’s it.

DING DING DING

I actually doubt it. It’s not like that’s news--his supporters have seen the same fucking parrots picture as many times as we have. 

Nothing the PAC could put in an ad would deter his orc horde of followers in the least. They could run verified film of him actually raping Ivanka and they would grunt with approval and lust.

Whatever it is, a full list would exceed it.

But nobody’s reporting on these four women’s points about immigration, etc. Only focusing on how the RACISM makes them FEEEEEEL.

I think we can fit Venezuela’s ongoing horrific crisis in there, maybe sublined under Immigration? Let’s see, what else...

To the shock of no one with critical thinking ability, McConnell is a horrible husband.

Area 51 is COVERED with these signs that don’t screw around and basically say WE WILL SHOOT YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CORPSE FOR THE COYOTES.

SORCERY!

All seafood is disgusting.

I’m guessing one thing you don’t want to do in say, Uzbekistan is mix it up with Kazakhstan.

Agreed on the crime hat. Practical yet stylish. Looks easy to clean too.

“Well how else do you think you do it?”

I LOVE her sweater and have ever since I first saw the film. I very rarely want outfits I see in films, but this sweater and the suit Pam Greer buys in Jackie Brown are perfection.

You’re right, you’re right, I know you’re right!

“The wheels are yellow, the upholstry’s brown, the buckboard’s genuine lea-ther!”