It’s like something you can set your watch by in Hell. “Let’s see, it’s Death Threat O’clock. That means Dump’s Twitter rant is in half an hour.”

I tend to watch and recommend a LOT of MST3K and Rifftrax! Silly, funny, intelligent. Also perfect for playing in the background while doing chores.

I would say move out. It’s not fair, but hell, life sometimes punches you in the tits. Try to work with the spin.

Deers!

I do LOVE the scene, though, where Carrie pulls out the Rolodex.

Oh, where she LOVES American food and puts away hot dogs like she’s in a Coney Island contest? 

Happened so fa-ast...

Ahh, right up there with pulling a muscle while sitting in a chair. Old, it’s great!

Don’t convince him: that’s what he wants, to keep you engaged (and cost you money.) Take the offer off the table and tell him you’ll see him in court. The judge will be very amused to hear that he would rather not sign a super sweet deal that doesn’t cost him a dime as  long as he gets to act like Dump being denied…

It’s not right that a wonderful person like you should have to put up with this!

Had spaghetti for lunch and will have lasagna for dinner (luckily it’s not as foul here as other parts of the country.)

You sound totally and completely A) interesting and fun and B) NORMAL. Two long term relationships by age 28 was hella more than I had going on at that age (she said, rocking back and forth and offering you a Werther’s).

Well, while one person’s boring is another’s fascinating (who knows what lies beneath attraction?) it is infuriating to hear that you really should transform yourself into a ball of uncooked dough in order to not threaten a mediocre man into deigning to be around you.

Cripes, what kind of Garbage Patch Dolls do you work with? That kind of spiteful, evil behavior belongs in kindergarten. Fuck ‘em all.

Both of you are strong as hell. You keep fighting for your loved ones and to improve your lives! Feeling tired and fed up is normal! We’re here for you.

This is the gluten free crust: it contains whey powder and powdered egg white.

I love the two sharks fighting over his chomped body right after! “I get his head!”

That first Paranormal nailed it. The tiniest things are utterly terrifying--the door opening, a sheet pulled off--because there is absolutely no explanation besides demons.

Good ol’ Roger!

Heh, I loved the crocodile so much I would giggle uncontrollably whenever it came on—embarrassing my dad somewhat.