Gates has stated that he refuses to leave his children the burden of managing great wealth. It’s one of the reasons he gives so much money.

I stopped shitting my pants before kindergarten. Hell, we had to be potty trained to go to preschool.

Go, DOJ! Now just tell us everything you know about that traitor so we can move on with arresting him as he gets off Air Force One.

NO self respecting Borg Cube would have this sack of meat in its inventory.

All the traveling is undoubtedly exacerbating his symptoms: Ivanka being velcroed to his meaty hip seems to indicate he needs a minder at all times.

Tanks and Planes! Vroom vroom!

Just storm the damn building.

Just threatening to rape and murder two elected officials! As they were protesting our outrageous and inhuman treatment of children! All normal!

*crosses fingers* Please make this an Independence Day worth celebrating...

It took me a second to get the header illustration, and then my blood ran cold.

Mary Beth Whitehead, the surrogate in the Baby M custody battle, was only paid ten thousand.

I agree. He hasn’t suddenly gone wild with cocaine and hookers and voting Dump. We don’t know what he plans to do with the estate and he certainly hasn’t been sitting on his butt waiting to inherit and doing fuck-all with his life.

Stevenson sounded a very deep well when his Jekyll and Hyde story was published. And there are lots and lots and lots of people who can commit the most terrible acts that can occur to the human mind and still think of those actions as “not really them.”

Dump is the the final outcome of the Golden Calf, Pharisees and Temple money changers. He’s everything Jesus ever preached against.

Oh, yeah; it wasn’t until he took off his shirt that I got why anybody put up with him.

Def gift certificate if they’re local and likely to use it or it’s a chain restaurant they can go to anywhere.

And yet, it will not.

Oh, that’s all planned out with the parade and Lincoln Memorial VIP seating and the rest of the disgrace.

Ugh I just NOW realized it’s only two days until his wall of mirrors/self blowjob disgrace/ “celebration” for the Fourth. UGGGGGGH

Any paper with brains will snap this guy up at twice the going rate.