“Not like all those lines I stepped over with all those broads who kept pretending they didn’t like me!”

Inside North Korea they will blast this at the populace for the next half century. Dump’s need for attention will be used to crush them with the idea that America legitimizes Kim’s brutal, evil reign.

While stepping on the girl.

Fired? He should have gotten a promotion!

That actually is a better look for Kim.

Exactly. He’s going to come home full of horrible new ideas for making our country worse.

It’s like when he’s called out for stealing or sexual assault. That isn’t an anomaly, it’s baseline operations.

So don’t forget to mention that his new press secretary got beat up when the NK guards tried to throw out the reporters (good):

I’d definitely check out the rest of du Maurier’s stuff if you haven’t already--I really love The Parasites. Susan Sontag’s The Volcano Lover is also a haunting, meditative read. Let’s see...all of Mary Stewart’s mid century thrillers are terrific! They’re the kind you read again and again even when you know the…

Tufts of fur everywhere, screeching, fleeing, eventually curled up together, repeat?

Yeah, I got banned and now this rework is still officially grey but at least people can see it.

AHHH CUTE ROMPER

My only advice bookcase wise is DON’T GET PRESSBOARD. The weight of the books will bow the shelves down.

The taking is always worse.

Woooowwwww.... man, the dumbasses are thick on the ground, aren’t they?

You can do it!

Ummm, I haven’t had carbonara in sooooo long!

Second hand luck is twice as nice!