Where’s the little bird to make everything better?

Might as well get her out of the way now, I guess.

Here it is!

That right there is what guys like the 43% in the survey have a problem with. Because if you’re okay with a specific guy whom you know and have a close connection to calling you a pet name, you SHOULD BE OKAY WITH EVERY SINGLE MAN’S EVERYTHING, DAMMIT! 

So he was basically saying “hi Penelope” to his friend and collaborator of two decades?

It reminds me of that Robot Chicken sketch where the giraffe steps in quicksand and goes through the stages of grief and ends up just snot-bawling all over the place. 

The pure hate running through him.

“I...thought the Coke machine should be free?”

This does look fun! I still have a huge soft spot for the first Drew/Cameron/Lucy version, though. 

As already pointed out it’s a publicity stunt, but yeah, no. This may be a paradise for those assholes who cannot be bothered to show up anywhere on time ever, but for me it would be an unending nightmare.

$830 fucking dollars isn’t okay for ANY kind of shoe. I don’t care if it’s made out of unicorn and fairy wing. And it’s super not okay for these gross, make a slip ‘n slide out of your foot sweat ankle breakers.

Definitely. The guy in that episode had a very creepy God complex.

His costar better be Cedric The Farting Boxer!

Oh, I don’t either, and he’s said he intends to run again if he doesn’t get it, which hopefully means he’ll stick around. But if not, he’d be great in that position.

I think he did great! He’s not going to be nominated but if he can force climate change front and center, maybe we won’t all die horrible deaths.

I think from what I’ve watched so far that Jay Inslee held up well; no, he’s not going to get nominated but he really pushed his agenda.

Please tell me she’s named after Shirley Jackson!

Not without her he’s not!

I care about my governor, Jay Inslee! Drag ‘em all on climate change, Jay!

We really need to make it easier to fire these assholes. Malingering would get you booted from your accounting job, it should get you booted from this. AND OFF THE HEALTH CARE PLAN.