Orrrrrgy!

The Girlfriend Experience.

It’s like when I used to watch The Following and then go on TWoP to rant with my fellows about the absurd and ridiculous “procedures” used by supposed veteran FBI agents. If I can do a better job than a supposed professional that professional should be fired.

Man, all I got out of it was herpes and a pair of Uggs. And it turns out they were knockoffs!

He just ignores his constituents. Opens up hours on his calendar!

Wow, this is the banality of evil personified.

“I value your votes as much as I value my own family!” *hits vape, spews Grape Fanta stench over the crowd*

There was a big article in The Seattle Times about how Guatemala’s coffee prices are being undercut by Brazil to the point where the main moneymaker for the nation--is being rendered worthless. More than half the nation is making desperate plans to migrate, but with increased security at the Mexican border they’re…

I hope so. Photos of dead migrants and actual concentration camps filled with starving children haven’t done it yet, though.

Basically, unless it can be turned into an actual, credible legal threat, it’s tragically so difficult to make this an “issue” (gross) that it’s getting shitcanned along with everything else about this subhuman gelatinous mass—simply one more facet of his hideous reality.

Gotta say, am in genuine sympathy with Leo. I’ve been beaned by volleyballs, soccer balls, basketballs and those red rubber orbs of evil used for dodgeball and it FRIGGIN’ HURTS.

So, where the baby physically was mattered in mitigating this creature’s evil act.

Oof, Mendes having a ED but feeling like it wasn’t “that bad” next to her sister’s struggles is painful to read about.

I  can work with that! (downs margarita, bread pudding)

That happy little crab is hypnotic.

I think so? Her name is something like Tiger Lily.

Ham and cheese sliced ex-tra thick.

And a young Rupert Everett being all half-brother rapey????

Tragically, I bet it would be a huge hit.

Totally, TOTALLY do that!