Holy Toledo, if the pics don’t do it justice it must be astounding in person!

I’ve followed my stylist to three different salons. If he moves off the bus line I will be bereft.

Lemonade after nearly boiling myself making chicken and dumplings. But Beast from 20,000 Fathoms was on Svengoolie, so it’s all good.

A toast!

A toast!

I’d stop expecting the app to do more than introduce you to possibilities.

Oh, I get weird rashes all over the place but only in specific and illogical spots. A few months ago my entire neck was itching like hell for weeks until I quit putting any product on it at all. It’s the same stuff I use on my face and nary a bump or spot to be seen above the jawline.

I really love my Neutrogena SPF 30 moisturizer. It stings a bit but I never get burned!

Big squeezes coming your way, Maya!

I sympathize with Bruce! I wish I could shoot rainbows out of my butt, yet am highly offended that others have this power.

Now toss it around while belting out your big number!

I love Caroline Knapp! She really left us too soon.

Major waterway in the cradle of civilization where modern humanity itself first opened its eyes in a bright new dawn? Who knows stuff like that?

Please tell me Mary’s car was mysteriously keyed.

I was wondering about that detail but figured I was geographically ignorant.

YIKES. You two were super lucky to not die out there!

“I’ll fake indigestion to cover the heart attack too! GIRLS NIGHT OUT!”

When will these evil old fuckers finally kick the damn bucket already??? Hell, Dick Cheney’s still alive and he’s on his what? third heart from a forsaken orphan child?

I vote for the one run by giant superintelligent koala bears, myself.