LOL. I think I’m cute, but I’m over 40 and a mother, therefore “unfuckable” by the standards of these assholes.  Which I’ve frankly enjoyed.  I’m having so much more fun online triggering these turds and embracing my inner Baba Yaga.

I’m gonna echo the others here and say that there was nothing sexual going on there.  You obviously know nothing about girls in their late teens/early 20s.  That you sexualized it says a lot about you.

Honestly, I’m fine with being a monster. If conservatives wants to vilify me, it only means I’m doing something right.  Let them perceive me as a demon, if it means a safer world for my daughter.

Ya know who really misses out on this one? The poor fools who paid money for this, and then recorded it for our viewing pleasure. Mostly because I can’t imagine paying money for a concert featuring Limp Bizkit and the Insane Clown Posse.  Thank you for your service, anonymous heroes!

I’m so glad to hear that you are in recovery. Congrats on doing your best to manage your disease.

That was my take on it too.  To me, it seemed like Knightly was criticizing the culture that makes Middleton get out of a hospital bed and get gussied up for the paparazzi, as opposed to just resting like she is supposed to.  Not to mention trotting out a royal newborn hours after birth just for a media feeding…

It needs more ghosts, though.  If any of these bad dates involve haunted food courts, then it will be complete.

WOW!  He has really, REALLY internalized a lot of homophobic messages, huh?  Or he thought playing gay was a great way to get a sugar daddy for a little while.  I don’t know which is worse.

I did this without the tequila when I met my boyfriend. Basically my profile on OK Cupid said, “I’m overweight with 4 kids and working a dead end job while I finish my Bachelors, and I’m going through a divorce. Right now I’m just looking to get out and have fun, but I’m open for more. If you can deal with all of…

Yes, seconded!

I’ll just leave this here....

So, how much is this Hunt for a Killer game?  The website wants me to take a quiz to see if I’d make a good member, but I don’t want to do that only to find that it is out of my budget.

If you are hitting raptor birds on the highway (ie. falcons, hawks, vultures, owls, etc.), then usually what it is is they are hunting for prey like mice and rabbits that are hiding in the grassy medians, and are not able to fly high enough to clear the cars on the highway.  We have a local raptor rescue that tries to…

“But the speed and the wit of the show chase away anything truly flaccid.”

I say, “Good for her!” Why should you put all of your genetic eggs in one basket? What if one of the fathers ends up being a douche; should you just continue having kids with him? Why should you have all your kids with one guy anyway?

Uh, you’re wrong.  The All-Knowing Cartographer is clearly dating the Inner Goddess from 50 Shades of Grey, duh.

Yup.  See:  College Libertarians

YES!  And I thought, “She’s looking a little rough.  I hope she’s wearing sunblock!”

Me too!  But I’d probably follow up the tape with something less vacuous than the Kardashians have.

So... only perfect people are sympathetic victims and deserve support?  That’s messed up of you.