All those summers spent as Camp Kissameemommee finally paid off!

“I am a 59 year old...”

it’s obvious you’ve never actually played a sport in your life

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

He’s right about the parking thing. That shit is reserved.

Are we really that petty?

...zzzzzzzzzzz...

And with that, Teddy KGB’s gaming comeback ended in public embarrassment.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Rookie mistake

Nerd alert.

That’s nothing, Hue Jackson took 15 protest losses last season.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Probably because a very vocal left leaning group hates the military and anyone who joins it, while the right traditionally respects anyone who joins. This very article is prefaced with an opinion that joining is dumb and that makes the people that join dumb.

“Go back to Germany you stupid mick!”

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

see you needed a fun key & peele sketch, too!

You know what? Smug predictive comments like this are just as annoying as the comments you denigrate. What’s your point? To feel smart? To feel superior? You were in the greys once too.

Also, how Trump’s disregard for the deleterious effects of his words upon Mexico wrecks his stated aims, on two fronts: forcing young Mexicans to consider crossing the border, and halting the flow of people back to Mexico