I spent 10 years working in bike shops in high school, college and post college...pedal bikes. When I needed to do any repairs like rebuild my leaking seal motorcycle fork, it was like rebuilding any of the hundreds of mountain bike forks I rebuilt; going back to my Rock Shox Mag 20 from 1992.

My 15MY SHO is a bitch...I can hit all legal speed limits to work in less than four seconds.

Wow, it looks just like a model I built a while back, but mine sits a bit lower over what are probably scale 14 inch Torq Thrust wheels. Testors Green Metallic.

Either meth or something tied into a sex act related to asphyxiation after they met on an online male sex board. Place your bets!

Damn. I found this in Ann Arbor back in 2005. Being Ann Arbor, I figured some dirty stoner hippie tree hugger did it, but who knows. White paint and four flat tires.

Is that A-Pillar a thin section of sheet metal with a piece of chrome attached? Holy shit! The A/B/C/D-pillars are so thin, would the roof even stay attached at 100 mph?

The 3.5 EcoBoost vehicles and police vehicles all have true parallel dual pipes too...and they look better than non-Eco tips like in the photo.

All it needs are the chandeliers from Isaac Hayes’ pimpmobile in Escape from New York.

The Coneheads had a Sable...in the movie. Super futuristic space machine with the lack of a Taurus grill.

If it looked like the vehicle from The Goonies, NP.

His 24 year old vehicle transaxles failed twice?? Be happy you’re not at six. Was there a transaxle worth owning before the latest six speeds came out?

I leased a Grand Caravan. Then I leased a Taurus X Limited which was nearly as nice volume-wise, but infinitely better performance-wise.

That’s a 0-60 in 14 seconds Lamearo.

Or like the planetary gearset“CVT” developed by Aisin for the Prius and used later in vehicles like the Escape Hybrid and Fusion Hybrid...

Lame + Camaro = ...

The caboose get’s better fuel economy...and it doesn’t even have an engine!

It’s funny how these piles rust out worse than a 1995 Cavalier in Michigan.

Only the Sport and Platinum Exploders offer the 3.5 Eco...

Get a house with a proper garage like a real adult.

Only a jackass gets a 5.5 bed. Give it back to Mattell and get a real truck.