Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

Time served for being a Jet is being taken in to consideration.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Oh, I get it. I’m a Clippers fan and watch just about every game.

:dreamily: “He is great, though. Isn’t he?” -Vivek Ranadivé 

He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

Three dudes to beat up Austin Rivers? I’m still taking injured Patrick Beverly over all three of those dudes

And that one of the kids started the song makes it even better!

His season has been so absurdly fun to watch.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

There’s still a difference between a well-struck down the middle pen and a poorly struck one, Milivojevic’s shot looked weak.

Oh that’s golden, delicious.

A later Giants statement says that the team has activated a road cone from its practice squad to fill the roster spot.

They’ve gotta remove him. Can’t let him spoil the whole bunch.

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.

Clippy is trying to help. He doesn’t launch himself at the best paragraph in your paper, removing it without the option to save, because he’s a fucking idiot.

Austin Rivers is the Clippy of basketball players. He’s clearly trying to help, but even at his best, he’s annoying as all fuck.

Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)