Now he’s just Marvin Bagley II.

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

I don’t get it either. If this were at home, it’d be understandable. Everyone’s more themselves when they think they’re not being watched.

Having fun is disrespectful to the troops.

I’ve spent the last few days overcoming my grief by watching youtube clips of US players to watch for 2022. That and lots of drugs have convinced me we will be the team to beat.

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

More like International Unfriendly amirite?

You usually do find a dick around Balls

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

+1 dead father

This is an unreasonably condescending article.

Wait, so this isn’t Dak’s signature?

I do, but not at the usual scale.

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

why are we still showing highlights of the eastern conference finals when we have finals footage available to us?

man, it’s refreshing to me that other people have a wide lense view of what seems like such a simple fact to me. When people go off about how he’s fake, calculated, and petty, I’m like, how has your life gone since you were on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 16? you’re pretty humble I bet!

This does not explain Stevie looking through the viewfinder of a camera.