Long time, no see!  :D

This is really the best. 

I think we should all chip in and buy this property for David Tracy to store his Jeep collection and start a museum.

Alternative Headline: KIA REFUSES TO SELL ITS SOUL TO AMERICA

We really need to branch off from doing puns.

I’m going out on a limb and say that this was a dumb thing to do.

Can I get the Doug DeMuro special, aka a full warranty that pays for itself in like 1 repair? If not, CP at any price. 

My car is old enough to have 2 kids, a messy divorce, and a questionable Tinder account.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

He probably could have Sood them.

“He was pushing it beyond insanity, and you could just tell the way he was going that he was getting more and more mad the whole time.”

Good job!

Oh, yeah, baby!  Thank you!

This is a clean title , clean Carfax

Why not just pick a mediocre comment since that is what happens here half the time anyways?

My old, 25 horsepower Subaru 360 used a lawn tractor battery and that, combined with a weak generator, meant that the battery would always die in very cold weather. So, in the winter, I would disconnect the battery and bring it inside with me if the car was going to be parked for a while. College classrooms, my job,…

Yes please.

Is the right one heavier than the left?

That works!