Anytime you see Range Rover, automatically think Doug DeMuro and the infamous Carmax warranty on his Rover.  Automatic CP.

Paging Lincoln Blackwood

I’m in rural Kentucky, and never seen one yet here.

At least you can get out and sit on it.

This is what I think of when I hear Mercury Montego

You’re pine-ing for all my stars today, aren’t ya?

Not quite everything. My dad’s 78 Chevy C10 has not had any smoke in it.

Caution on lap 1.

Here’s something that would blow some of these people’s minds. Dale Earnhardt Sr and Dale Earnhardt Jr were both in favor of banning that flag. 

Not enough rust on it for him.

To quote Scotty Kilmer, “Endless Money Pit!” CP, especially that glove box door.

3 words in regards to any Range Rover: Doug DeMuro Carmax. CP by 34954395934 miles

$kay to the rescue!

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In the words of Scotty Kilmer-Nissans are endless money pits, especially with the CVT. CP by a mile.

Looks like them Duke Boys have got themselves into a pickle again. How will they get out of this?-Waylon Jennings

NASCAR suspended him indefinitely.

He won’t have a ride though. Chevrolet, Credit One Bank, and McDonald’s have all terminated their relationships with him. And Chip Ganassi all have relationships with them, so that pretty much means bye bye Larson.

He used his resets. He had none left.

Some drivers, like Denny Hamlin, has a $40000 rig. Timmy Hill, who won last week, has a monitor and steering wheel mounted on his desk. Total amount: less than $1000.