But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Jeff Motherfucking George

Millenials: Shake hands like a damn man. The next time I have to grab some limp-ass fish hand I’m going to just make you bow before me like the peasant you are with your puke grip.

The Lions have been in the same division as GB, MIN & CHI since the mid-60s, and not one of their fanbases considers the Lions as a rival.

Every time they do a “Biggest Draft Busts” ever article, Tony Mandarich always tops the list. As a Packer fan, I dispute this. If the Packers drafted Barry Sanders, they become the 1990s Lions. They alternate between 9-7 and 7-9 every other year, and the front office and coaching staffs hang on longer than they…

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

Those are the same people who insist that CNN stands for “Communist News Network” despite the fact that they’re fucking paying Corey Lewandoski to mouthfart about Trump while Trump is still paying him a severance package. Yeah, CNN’s reaaaaaaallll liberal, alright, you sure are right, right wing dipshits!

I’m glad my Ove Glove just arrived because this one is piping.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

I caught pieces of a bunch of the talking head shows today, and that talking point was repeated a lot. It doesn’t make any sense to me. A team that starts Andre Roberson at SG has the “most talent” and “best roster” in the NBA? ...Golden State is easily the deepest team in the league. You can also argue Cleveland and…

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.