Also, with apologies for commenting twice on this post, why do these sanctimonious twits have to add the only part after abstinence education? Plain-old abstinence education is a good idea! No one - literally no one - thinks it’s a bad idea to point out to kids that they may not be ready for the physical and…

Great. He’ll probably brag like a typical crossbro and claim he crushed some whitetail.

Trump can’t grow a beard

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

And David Robinson is an obvious choice for Secretary of Defense.

To use the n-word in condemning a black man for protesting racism and police brutality requires some Simone Biles level mental gymnastics.

“The whole game” is a social construct. They created a product and calculated the development time against price and had to split the product to break even.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

The thing about the Chiefs not winning a game with a QB they drafted for 29 years is my pick for most mind blowing NFL stat. You almost can’t believe it until you look it up for yourself, it seems impossible. Only 2 of those 11 QBs have even gotten a start, those two have 11 starts total. Brodie Croyle got 10 of them,…

Andy Reid is to clock management what Donald Trump is to minority outreach

And all the sports talk guys in Milwaukee seem to love him. It boggles my mind.

seriously, fuck the bullshit fans that think Jeff Janis is the savior. I’ll give him credit as a good special teams player, but as a receiver - GTFO. Even worse, you had the Packers ESPN reporter pick Janis as this year’s “Rising Star” in the NFC North. I hope he gets cut.

Can’t

Living in Seattle as a Packer fan, I already hated everyone around me. And then the Fail Mary happened.

I think you mean “Absolute Black-and-Gold”, bruh....

Heinz Field on Sundays is basically the stadium-wide equivalent of a recessive gene.

Unrelated: As a Chicagoan who used to fly United alot before traveling less for work, may I say you have an awesome Kinja name.