Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

hey hey, He’s not your buddy, guy.

If any team knows about cleaning up some shocked #2 it’s Penn State.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun