If I were him I’d go to the worst team in the CFL (The Saskatoon Snow Ferrets? The Halifax Poutines?) and offer to play for free. Go out there secure in the knowledge that only like 20 people are watching you on any given Sunday (Saturday? Wednesday?) and that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you if you…

No, you didn’t. First you said the fight was never going to happen and then you said to not order the fight, even though it ended up being a lot of fun.

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Ok this guy is good, but that team he was playing suuuuuuuuucked.

Hmmm... the Bears were eliminated from playoff contention during the pre-season, and Derek Carr seems like a decent fella... Fuck it, go Raiders.