Leave my smoking hot girlfriend home and start attending games with smoking hot callgirls instead.

8-2, hater.

As far as I know, getting tons of pussy isn’t a felony. Enjoy your mom’s basement, hater.

Love the excuses coming from all the Raider haters. 8-2 and gunning for the one seed. Sorry haters. Winners win, losers make excuses.

Napopeon Dynamite