Herman Cain died because, despite his training and intelligence, he was such a lickspittle that he thought it was good for his position to make a show of upholding the Republican ideology that loyalty is more important than science or truth. He died because, while he may have been intelligent, he had damn near no…

REMEMBER THE GREAT TRUTH THAT JOHN OLIVER SPOKE: “They only pretend to believe these things on television for money.”

Why? He didn’t really do anything worthwhile. He reneged on his campaign promise to close the illegal <strike>torture chambers</strike>prison at Guantanamo. He didn’t do fuckall to get us out of that murderous, expensive, utterly pointless quagmire in the Middle East. He oversaw the largest expansion of government…

Eh, mixed feelings. A lot of it was funny but a lot of it was nothing but disgusting.

No. I can separate my feelings about the art from my feelings about the artist, and I do. I would like K to make more cartoons. If he is guilty of the misconduct that he is alleged to have engaged in (AFAIK, he has never been proven guilty), he should be punished. I can deal with both concepts.

It’s the same rationale as was behind the Waco raid. Police operation my ass. It was a show of force that had no real objective other than to put the fear of God into dissenters.

They tried nibbling on the KGB model, and decided they like the taste.

Yes. Trump is exactly the kind of overgrown selfish little brat who’d rather break a toy than let someone else play with it. He would rather destroy this country than have to admit he lost it. It’s gonna take violence to get him out of the White House.

He has no clue. End the sentence there.

If they are so pathologically delicate that they cannot wear a mask, they should get someone to do their shopping for them, and seek mental therapy. Not necessarily in that order.

To be fair, although Rubio is an uttterly reprehensible asshole, he is also a really disgustingly stupid tool.

My Keystone Cops night. Alcohol was involved. College sophomore. The campus had a big hill in the middle. It snowed, and people were sliding down that long slope on anything they could find. I went down on a stolen Stop sign. At the bottom of the slope was a 4-foot high retaining wall that bordered a sidewalk. I…

I don’t understand this. I thought black people can’t be racist.

Give the woman the benefit of doubt. She’s getting pretty old - maybe her eyes just aren’t what they used to be.

Elitist assholes shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet.

I think that picture of her was snapped at the exact second she felt that idea being pulled out of her ass.

Yet more proof that LA is the pretentious asshole capitol of the world.

We now have a new candidate for the title “Stupidest Most Insipid Most Pointless Blog Post in The History of The Internet”.

This. The guy who got elected by pretending to be so strong and forceful literally can’t have a meeting more than 5 minutes long without moaning about how everyone is so mean to him.

And in typical Cheetolini fashion, it’s somebody else’s fault the arena wasn’t packed.