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Don’t politicize a topic you don’t understand. Research your questions yourself and you will understand the need the US has for strategic forward presence and a show of strength. This author is not responsible to educate you. Look up the Great White Fleet and go from there. After 24 years in the Navy I can assure you

And he didn’t do his protest until after he was demoted. Nobody on Deadspin ever acknowledges the timing. He is getting screwed though, he’s better than most of those backups listed.

Tim dumbfuck Tebow was also blacklisted. Look, hate the league for putting up with domestic violence, but the league does not like people voicing controversial opinions.

Tom Brady had to literally avoid visiting the White House post-super bowl to avoid people thinking he was a trump supporter to avoid political

Yay, sexism!

He’s not as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. The problem is that neither he nor any other team knows when that once actually is.

You’re totally gonna love the one where he goes fuck science and says gender is a spectrum and espousing all that other gender Tumblrology. Remember, it’s science as long as you wear a lab coat and talk down to everyone.

Shut the fuck up.

Ditto Tyler Glasnow.

I remember when that fat piece of shit, Mark Madden, declared that he would never talk about Pirate’s baseball ever again, because they were boring, and were always *almost* playing .500 baseball. I wonder what he thinks now?

I’m upset that Josh Harrison was not mentioned once in this article.

HA! Weep mightly as you dig deep to find solace in another, lesser player with, apparently, eastern European heritage and poor skills as a baseball player!

Yeah, well, my Pirates signed Joey Terdoslavich in the off-season! Scouting reports indicate that the two things he really dislikes are: (1) being good at baseball, and (2) always being called ‘Terd Man’

He’s just going to write whatever happened in the show and pad it out with descriptions of clothes, feasts and nipples.

Why does Drew get his own nav button? I mean... he is sorta funny, but have you seen his clothes?

how’d it feel to get WREKD by Ted Cruz