"If you're being disembowled, I don't think you're screaming anymore."

That's not the point of this to begin with. The point of this is to call the hardest of the hardcore bullshits on a scene that he literally cannot escape from unharmed while people cry to the heavens "he's so alive, he's so alive" as if it's not a massive issue.

IF he could've made it under that tiny tiny space and shimmied under the dumpster (which he can't do, because he fell backwards away from the dumpster, so his feet are facing it, and walkers are now blocking him and standing between him and the dumpster), this act of marvelous acrobatics saves him for approximately…

It's really pissing me off how everyone keeps saying "pulling intestines from the shoulders". Did any of you people watch that moment? Those intestines were being pulled up AND back towards Glenn's shoulders. They weren't being pulled FROM the shoulders.