In my perfect world, you can poop, shower, and brush your teeth all at the same time...

I basically only do my pooping at work now. Saves me on toilet paper, and I get paid to do it. I might start showering here too.

I've been trying to refi with Sofi for a while. First two times I was denied, probably because of income to debt ratio. Most recent time I was denied because they don't have enough funds or something. I've paid off my car loan now and I've got a better income, so I'm going to keep trying because they seem to have…

Thanks, I'll check them out!

I think that's only federal loan. Any private loans will need to be paid regardless..

Reading through the comments here is depressing. I hate reading that the 'average' student loan debt is around 30k. I'd cut off one of my legs to only have 30k in student loans. I have a lot more. My monthly payments would make some of you with $100/month payments shudder (hint: it's more than what I pay for rent). …

If by one of them, you mean Delux Package. No shit it's $9k, because it includes everything. Good job cherry picking your examples, but you're still incorrect. Anyone can just add every option under the sun and say "see, it's expensive" like a big dumb idiot.

Just because you added all the batshit options doesn't mean most people do. I'd be willing to bet more people buy off the lot than use the configurator.

I bought a 2013 (new in 2012) Cooper S, with lots of options for 26k. You'd have to be pretty outrageous (and custom order your own) to push 40k

This is what mine used to look like:

I just compared my Mint score with CreditKarma. My CK score was higher.

Since my name is Elan, I pretty much have to buy this right?