Alamo Drafthouse has been in dire straits since being purchased by private equity firm Altamont Capital.

What an interesting headline! I’m going to check out “The Hollywood Reporter” to see if they have an article about it.

“It’s just like this thing, but completely different!”

“Now, Jerry Seinfeld is invoking a second essential trope: the “actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen,” coined, of course, by Dakota Johnson in response to the host’s suggestion that she wasn’t invited to Johnson’s birthday party. This time, however, Seinfeld is taking a moment to defend the host in question, and the…

The ‘Builder’ quote you attributed to Peter Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker in “In the Loop” is actually from Paul Higgins as Jamie McDonald. I’m a long time lurker and first time commenter, and I feel the need to let you know that even when you guys take a deep dive at shit, you fucking suck at it.

No Nick Frost, no credibility.

Either “Shaun” or even better “Hot Fuzz.”

My own picks, of course:

Super niche pet peeve, but as someone who sincerely enjoys Nic Cage’s bonkers-ass performances, it bums me out to sit in a theater full of people guffawing at his choices. 

One question that went unanswered.

I don’t think they were VR goggles, just regular welding goggles with blackout lenses. All the imagery was in Barry’s head.

Wait. Not a word about Barry’s apparent conversion to, or at least aping of, evangelical Protestantism?

Excuse my city-mouse ignorance, but do places like Barry’s house exist? What looks like a completely modern factory home plunked in the middle of nowhere, not even a farm or anything, just miles of flat emptiness... what market do homes like that serve? How does even get utility coverage there? I expect he could have…

As someone that decries metal gatekeepers, I'd still probably have almost exclusively tracks from their 2nd, 3rd, and 4th albums, with one or two tracks from the 1st and 5th. And then nothing. I won't say they stopped being good when the songs simplified, but I personally think they stopped being interesting or…

If you can’t film without consent, then all security camera footage in that state could be argued to be obtained illegally and not allowed in a trial.

The “young” cast is now all in their 40s, and quickly approaching the age of the original cast when they made Wrath of Khan, a meditation on accepting middle age. Nothing notably different ever happened in the Kelvin timeline after the first movie.

Yeah, the Kelvin timeline is bad, and no longer even necessary.

“When your mother Ungoliant was your age she had destroyed the two trees of Valinor. What have you done? Just hung out in your goth lair hoping for orcs and things to wander in?”

Once upon a time, Brian Blessed.

Absolutely horrific, inaccurate clickbait. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for the unmitigated dreck you’ve been putting out recently. This time, I’m out for good. Fuck this. Fuck you.

okay guys hear me out: a six hour two-part Tom Bombadil movie!