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Wait, they’re doing a third season? I just watched the schmaltzy wrapup finale of season 2. I guess this must have been announced when I was avoiding season 2 spoilers.

Does the being one of the best music videos in memory no longer require featuring good music?

It made Abe Vigoda a household name!

Wow, you can’t make this shit up. That’s perfect.

If you buy them hard/unripe they won’t be bruised when they ripen up at home. Brown streaks either means you let them overripen or it’s just something that happens with extra large avocados where the roots start running through the avocado.

You shut your mouth. Neither of these women are hot enough to play Velma, the buxom nerd of our prepubescent dreams.

Oh come on, Stephen Colbert’s Tuck Buckford sketches have been gold.

I feel like most of these answers don’t really count as religions in the normal sense, because in-universe, those religions are actually true. That is, at least some of their adherents have actual powers and/or we’re shown that the deities actually exist. Compared to our non-fictional universe where all religions are

Since when is Cobain a punk icon?

There are many reasons to despair about Kinja, but reaction gifs are the worst.

Gifs??? I come here for snarky articles and clever comments. The layout sucks, everyone else has said it. But fucking reaction gifs??? Ugh. I feel like I’m on Facebook or the stupider parts of Reddit.