No joke. I thought English might be the author’s second language. I respect anyone who can learn multiple languages but this is rough.

I heard it sold out in less than 12 parsecs

I heard it sold out in less than 12 parsecs

STFU, Nick. You’re a fine embodiment of how pointless AV Club has become and will be in the age of Kanja. Instead of feigning competence in writing just set your copy of Batman v. Superman to repeat and masturbate to death watching that.