Happy to feel proven right! My sister gives me the hardest time for being a narcissist. I don’t think I’m a toxic person in any way, I just like myself, my hobbies and my choices in life. She on the other hand is just the most self conscious person that’s always worried about other people’s opinions. If I get a…

This is so sad and so real. People are horrible.

I’m here for this debate. Panera is shittier than Cosi. But both suck. I went to Panera before a concert, it was the closest thing to the venue in a random suburb. I ordered a grilled cheese thinking they couldn’t f that up . . . it was warm bread with a slice of american cheese for ~ $9

My ex-husband was that typical bearded snobby film buff that would get angry if I made him miss a single preview when we were going to the movies... but I still enjoyed going to all the independent movies he was obsessed with while we were together.

Full disclosure, I have not seen either version of this show. All I know is that Arielle Vandenberg is the US host and she is a treasure. I’ve been following her since her Vine days and she always makes me smile. I’d watch any awards show if she popped up every 20 minutes or so. 

I wish I could star this a million times. I’m very allergic to dogs and the rise in the cosseting of pets is driving me insane. I went to a shoe store the other day and there were 2 dogs in the store there with other shoppers. Why.

Just want to echo this.

Yay, thank you!

I always justify all these signs because I assume that Republicans have a lot of extra money from the NRA they just need to spend, these signs aren’t purchased by real people, they’re purchased by corporations and lobbies who want to advance their interest — I honestly don’t know if it’s true, but it helps me when I…

I live here too! Corey Stewart is dumpster trash and I feel he has no real chance? But I have no optimism after 2016. I’ll be at the Wexton watch party tonight, hopefully it will be as exciting as the state elections last year!!

I would like to know what my tears from today would be categorized as! Kinda happy cause I think progress might happen? Laced with the fear that it won’t. I guess they’re anxiety tears.

Happy Birthday! I hope you treat yourself to something wonderful.

Please come out to Virginia next year to knock doors! Or contribute to the campaigns of those running for state offices! We’re trying to flip the state legislature. Hopefully we can get rid of Dick Black (he supports marital rape!) and take the house. This is just by Dulles airport so it’s less than an hour from you!

I had some kind of reuben, sour cream/cheddar chips, and some cheap halloween candy that was in the breakroom. Apparently I’m a stress eater now.

THANK YOU! It doesn’t mean we’re weak. We just process emotions quickly through our tear ducts?

Last night I wanted to make myself a cocktail but I don’t keep a stocked bar at the house. I ended up putting tequila and a can of pineapple pieces + it’s juice in a blender with ice. I was very happy with the end results.

So apparently I’m a weepy person? Can’t make it through most commercial breaks without worrying about my mascara. And today is hard for me. I live in a congressional district that’s expected to flip D and handed out D sample ballots this morning before desk job and now I’m here and just fighting back tears? I hate…

Dollar shave club!

Dollar shave club!

You could also just buy this:

A friend pulled it on me while we were at a very conservative college, where premarital sex could trigger expulsion. I was ready to go to the end of the earth and help her with this baby, because our horrible religious world would have shunned her - but HARDIHARHARHAR, it was a JOKE! People never get accidentally…