Saw an early cut... they say Artemis is a“criminal mastermind” like a dozen times, and I couldn’t point to ONE criminal or vaguely criminal thing Artie did in the film outside of being kind of a jerk at times.

Anyone Can Cook.

God help me, if this ruins my chances at a proper Jabberjaw movie, I’m gonna go bananaanananas. 

Nothing like a good Whiskey Sour with a rye! 

Can’t something be good and bad at the same time? I thoroughly enjoy the show and recognize it is just empty calories masked as hearty nutrition. It’s pulpy by design, filled with plot holes, it’s not important AND yet... it’s fun.

Movie aside, this is a great spot. 

I’ve seen it. It’s totally fine. This review and grade are the appropriate shrug emoji. 

Bill lost what little credibility I gave him when he sided with Anti-Vaxxers under the double-headed guises of “do you really trust the government when they tell you you NEED to do something” and “science has been wrong before.” ... and then softening his (wrong) view by saying he’s been vaccinated and it’s the smart…

I’ve owned too many of these. For me, it always came down to the games/gameplay. Tetris, Pokemon, Warioware, Metroid Fusion, Minish Cap, New Super Mario Bros... Nintendo always had the killer game to pair with the hardware.

That clears it up. Deprive the kids rolls all year, create a demand, and then, you know, make a lasagna, add some brussels sprouts and there you have a traditional kryptonian Thanksgiving feast. May zod bless us one and all. 

What’s Aimee’s history? It reads like she’s wildly unfamiliar with traditional Americana Thanksgiving tropes. I mean, sure Rolls are good, but as a 1st pick in thanksgiving draft is, um... nutters. Like really nutters.

Three LA recs:

Tickets purchased. Gonna get me an I Am The One Who Knackwurst sandwich with a Jesus, Christ Marie, They’re Minerals Water.

3 principal criteria to be a sandwich; 1) leavened bread, 2) filling (any), 3) handheld/portable.

You’re right, it’s not hard. Clearly Hot Dogs are sandwiches. Leavened bread, cut and filled, to be eaten hand-held. Argument over.

I worked on this!! Thanks for the flashback!

Appreciate your reviews and thoughts all season, but for this viewer, this episode was an all-timer. 

I came here for this. 100% agree.

100% agree. Tennant and Sheen, er, shine. When they’re not on screen, the show massively suffers. I mostly really enjoyed Episodes 1-5 (hell, I loved most of them), but Episode 6 should be erased from existence though. So many endings and buttons... and then more endings and new buttons. Just...why?

I’ve been so amused by the reaction to this season. The entire series has been predicated on subverting expectations of the traditional hero journey. For 8 long seasons, this show has reinforced that absolute power corrupts absolutely, and there’s no such thing as a happy ending. They planted the seeds that 1) this…