Custom order.

Personally, I think they should get rid of all individual stats. There’s no “individual stats” in “team” and frankly, any real fan can use the eyeball test to tell who the better player is. You don’t need to know that MJ scored all those points or won individual trophies to know he was the best. Any one with an…

And this is the smartest.

my wife carefully considers divorce whenever I make this joke.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

‘formally diagnosed or treated by a real chiropractor.’ Why wouldn’t you go to a real doctor? You know, one who went to medical school? That’s where you should start.

Regardless of your feelings for Bill or his writing, he was able to put together one of the best teams and sites out there for sporting/social/cultural commentary, so I’d venture to say a fair amount of people are excited about this.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

Grantland was great.

I’m actually pretty interested. I loved Grantland.

Police reportedly made an arrest, but wouldn’t name the man arrested. Whoever it is, he has to appear in court on May 10.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

It's gotta be Carly Fiorina right?

I still think he paid a midget hooker to jump up and down on his face.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

“I challenge you to be uncomfortable during football games! Defintely do not take advantage of the literally millions of dollars of equipment & resources that our team can provide you to stay warm!”

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

So?

The referee’s feet weren’t set.