Getting a lot of answers for this (thank you to all), and it would appear that they are unnamed because they’re minors. Doesn’t this get confusing? I mean what goes on the birth certificates?

Kind of strange that all three of them are unnamed - is that pretty common in Tennessee?

He’s not denying the existence of dinosaur bones, just in our ability to correctly assemble them. His dinosaurs might be really awesome if you think about it.

Which is terrific, but I mean, we know Manning does charity too.

It was so clearly no good.

Exactly, which is why they joined the Crips, which is clearly the gang for people born handicapped.

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

Boy, people who became crippled during their life are the WORST, right Jimmy & Timmy?

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

I, for one, welcome our new Pylon overlords.

Ironically, so did Pete.

Ironically, I won a bet on this decision.

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

Guess you had to be there

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

I think you’re misinterpreting these quotes. Durant and Westbrook are both Temple alums. Occam’s razor dude.

Of the 83 people watching this game 83 of them can’t reach their remote.

I watched the replay and to me it looked like his foot was down before the ball came out. Not long before, but clearly before. Anywhere else on the field, that’s a fumble.

I don’t understand the problem with saying “we” when talking about a team. Sure, you may not play or have ever played for that team, but years, in some cases decades of emotional and financial dedication I think justifies feeling being a part of something.