The first one.

In my part of the country Jeeps depreciate 60-70 % over 3-4 years. With the exception of wranglers. It's terrible how bad it is. Now a tacoma holds 80% of its value after 4 years.

I love how quick we have meme’d Tavarish’s name already.

You say it and headlines automatically start popping into your head.

Do you work for a Jeep parts supplier?

Ramen, brother!

Well yeah, he drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

thats why i think Chrysler killed the factory backed Viper team in WECC after slaughtering everyone a season ago.

too bad for Ferrari, a private company picked up the entire team and they are going back to Le Mans this year. with the C7.R, and maybe even the Ford GT. point being, Ferrari is FUCKED!

1. Locate broken-off hardened Grade 8 bolt

What is this?!?! A tank for ants?!?

T-14? How is this Russia’s best tank? The T-72 is at least (pulls out calculator because he can’t do maths in his head anymore) 58 better.

I read this as “Cargo Ship Spinning Out of Control En Route to ISIS” and I was like:

In college, I quit my job and rode maybe 30 miles up the California coast. This made me realize that I was a broke college kid who shouldn’t have quit his job. So I rode back to my job in time for my dinner shift (I worked at a restaurant, quit at the end of lunch), and pretended like nothing had happened. My story is…

Oh wait. Jalopnik isn’t a country yet. Shit.

The Delorean DMC-12. Brilliant design for the time, super cool looking, and made of freaking stainless steel. From the outward appearance, the recipe for an amazing sports car. And... powered by a 130hp PRV V6. That plus bad timing with an auto market slump doomed it, and John DeLorean’s legal troubles while trying to…

The secret karting voodoo magic is this:

I’m pretty sure it’s not an engine, but undoubtedly a piece of Megatron. Remember when they dumped him in the ocean in the documentary Transformers?

“Ring Taxi”, getting taken around the Nurburgring in Germany

This reminds me of something. And now that I’ve brought it up, it’ll probably remind you of the exact same thing, too.

If you had enough money for an F1, you might even be able to get away with having your wife and girlfriend in the same car!

Next up self-drag racing P85D vs Hellcat.