WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HE'S GOING TO DIE TOMORROW GIVE THE MAN SOME SPACE

If only there were some sort of novelty shirt, one that conditionally tested the eyesight and literacy of the person behind him, indicating that passing the test implies that his female companion has since been ejected from the vehicle. But more succinct.

The grey and red Jurassic Park livery needs to get race car'd.

Im sure serial killers everywhere wish they could afford a creepy ass spot like that. Damn NYC real estate prices.

Yeah, F that guy.

cartoons count?

Probably a 3-way intersection accident. Graham cracker truck meets Hershey's truck meets Stay-puft marshmallow truck.

Only issue I can think of is the diesel fire probably will counter any tastiness involved.

Mitsubishi still sells cars in the US.

That was incredible, also what I saw mostly is a lot of people who don't mind being beheaded standing right where the tow strap will be when it breaks. Yikes.

Simple. Comanche.

Next: Veyron "Monet" Edition

Where was I? Oh yeah, Guinness World Records (GWR) finally sends me "their" rules for qualifying for "world's fastest production car". After reading through them I knew that I had been hosed. Here are just a few:

Unfortunately, they were unable to airlift in an offence for the Broncos

...this is in London. RHD.

It looks absolutely hideous.

Some Ford dealer should jump on this. Give them a brand new GT500 for whatever their insurance paid for the ZL1. If they agree to be used in advertising of course. Run that ad 24x7 in that area.