That's it, I'm never flying again.

1,24,3,5

On my '14 Focus I can reset the counters independently. Obviously I can't say for sure thats the case for the 2015 F150, but its pretty likely.

Buy a viper, have it painted brown, pocket $550k

I think most of us would say Tesla is awesome in general.

She may be able to afford this Audi then.

Adjusts the mirror and resumes racing. How does that car have the power to move his massive testicles?!

I spose you mean "whiskey tango foxtrot"?

You must not be from around here....

How about, A HELLCAT V8!?

There's no way this guy isn't from Maine

I need more Hellcat in my life.

That is a pretty great photo. Damn strip mines are cool looking.

If you could somehow work lobster, a logging truck and a mass-hole into the story, it would be truly "only in Maine"

If only...

One of those cars is infinitely cooler than the other. Guess what one...?

I will compare this to hitting about 300 June bugs at once. And since I have only hit one, I'm sure that fish fuckin hurt.

Norbert, '98 in lapis blue. I miss it all the time.

At what point does it just become a privately owned cruise ship... Ridiculous