Headline might as ell read: Gandalf will put a curse on you if you sell the unicorn he gave you.

My high school parking lot was filled with the cool cars from the previous generation but they were all rusty heaps at the end of their lives. A lot of Roy Munson stuff.

Be careful of what you ask for.

Counterpoint -- a car that you can drive at 10/10 almost all the time and only break the speed limit on neighborhood streets.

nothing inspires confidence like a fix that requires you to wave your right to litigation.

Any car from the late 60s/early 70s.

An automatic Diesel Chevette with zero options. NO AC. Slow as molasses in the Arctic and during the summer they get to bake as they take forever to get to where they need to get to.

“Old People” cars are the best!

yeah because they know if there is an error there will be someone baited into commenting about it increasing their interaction numbers. You fell for it dude. you will see this all over the internet.

That poor car. I feel like Sally Struthers is about to tell me I can save that car for the cost of a cup of coffee a day. 

The highest paid state employee in most states is the university football coach. But we can’t pay teachers a living wage or give kids food to eat… priorities… smh.

There is no circumstance where I will watch Penn State football. They could be in the national championship game against my alma mater and I am not watching.

I need more information.

Nah, that would be ruff.

Not only that students threw the bastard a vigil in his honor when he died.

“Love: It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”

That is only because he is a professor. Had he been a part of the sports franchise, Penn State would have doubled down on defending him.

Not only that students threw the bastard a vigil in his honor when he died.

You know there is something wrong when this isn’t even close to the worse thing that Penn State is known for.

Will they put his statue back next to Paterno once this all blows over?