In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

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Unhappy boat owners are the ones who aren’t on the water because their boat is broken and they can’t afford the thousands to fix it.

Hell yeah, way better artist, way better song, way better video:

It could be worse;I mean,she could have written a song about this and used a much more literal interpretation...

Computer generated finger snapping, like all songs in the last three years? Check.

That was horrible. But still better than that shitshow song in the article

I’m glad we have people like you. I tried, but couldn’t let myself suffer long enough to watch the whole thing to see if the titular car really existed in the video.

Who fucking cares. Humanity is a plague that should be eradicated at the earliest possible opportunity.

White Mercedes sounds like a stage name for the third Mercedes the strip club hired.

Or red herring.

The fact that no one noticed for 3 years is a sure sign that the venn diagram of Jalops and Charlie the nth listeners is two separate circles.

+ for the Chekhov’s Gun reference. Weirdly, this made my day.

a bumper wench

Add self interest to that, since a star player for Gonzaga in Spokane is not going to get the endorsement money that star player at a traditional power is going to get and you get the nonsense that he’s spouting.

I’m just saying, I don’t remember California bordering Mexico before OBAMA became president!

Maybe the reason Mark Few worries about homelessness is because he knows how long his players last in the NBA and is genuinely concerned for them.

Few is a very religious and very conservative person whose first instinct is always to reject change or anything that comes from a liberal and to parrot Fox News talking points. Add self interest to that, since a star player for Gonzaga in Spokane is not going to get the endorsement money that star player at a…

I didn’t find Hot Priest creepy, but I see him as season 1 Fleabag-level messy. He’s as confused and lost as she is. His stakes are just higher, in terms of what he has to lose, than hers currently are.