It, not baseball, is the truly American sport.

Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire…

Even as a Chrysler fan, that got progressively worse.

300 is alright
200 is shit with the 4 cylinder, alright with the V6
Compass is shit. Full stop.

There are areas of the US that are shockingly similar to a 3rd world country.

With all due respect to the US, you make sound like it is, in some places, a third world country

I dunno if you’ve seen the news in the last 30+ years, but we’re closer to third world than first world.

Por que no los dos? I’m comfortable with calling someone bad who takes kids away from their families, denies them basic necessities and vaccinations, and plans to leave them there indefinitely, just to name a few of the many objectively bad things he has done recently.

I felt really bad for O.J. Simpson until I remembered I don’t give a shit about anyone’s fantasy football team, and also that time he killed his ex-wife and a waiter.

Saying stupid shit got the current President elected, so I’m going to go with attribute.

You are going to be shocked when you find out how roads and schools work.  

A stunningly ignorant take. Congratulations?!

“but muh president”

No, “we” dont recognize this incredibly foolish thing.

Ehhhh, you’re not the brightest bulb on how global markets work. The weaker yuan allows them to be cheaper to negate tariffs, so still cheaper to produce in China than moving manufacturing back to the US. So, all those tariffs are for nothing but to tax the US consumer still. China will continue to let the yuan bleed…

What is wrong with a bit of chrome?

A weak Yuan means that American investment dollars in China go further, Chinese investment Yuans in the US don’t go as far, and Chinese imports are even cheaper.

So small government conservatives and anti-regulation types are very angry about this?

Also, what has he done to his children that the only way to end a tantrum is by providing a beef product? 

“I’m a dad and I’m going through the grocery store before one of my boys has a meltdown, and [if] I pick up that package that says beef with a picture of a cow on it, I’m going to buy it.”

Give the makeup, hair, and costume departments all the awards right now. They found a way to make Charlize Theron look ugly.