US Womens Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Personally, I LOVE it. This is ridiculous beyond belief, and I could never have dreamt up such a thing.

Have they forgotten that Kobe was up on rape charges?  He is leering right above the team.

The beautiful vocals and guitar work of Chicago’s Terry Kath.

Holy shit that’s vile

84-08-24 Tucson - Sound Factory

Let’s not ignore Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

It was probably a good decision to position Pitt and Angelina Jolie on opposite corners of the graphic, in case there were any hard feelings after the divorce.

How is Jennifer Lawrence not passed out under a table?

Meanwhile in Bill Simmons’ office…

Can’t wait for tonight after the USMNT loses to Mexico in the Gold Cup Final to see the Bleacher Report graphic featuring the cast of Kevin Can Wait.

Matthew Perry may be Canadian, but Chandler Bing is as American as opioid addiction. #keepamericagreat

This looks like the box art for a Turkish counterfeit X-Box, alongside the words “Xtreme System of Gaming! Made in U.S. A. That’s what she said!!! Contains up to 24 Nimtando games, It’s Iron Master Time!”

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Kobe probably gave Barstool a big diamond ring and they let him stay.

But this 4th of July weekend, I think we can give the first one a pass, since it had an Acura badge on our shores. Doesn’t that give it honorary citizenship?

Oh, PASTIS. Sorry.

“The colors red, white, and blue are racist and were the preferred colors of slave masters.”

Im sure it took a lot of self-restraint to not refer to the 70 year-old as a “sepukkugenarian.” Well done, Billy.

More proof you can’t beat Father Time’s time