I dunno. What do you say? Like look at every True Crime story when a neighbor is interviewed “Oh he was such a nice man, always willing to help out and would always participate in our block parties. So normal - it’s hard to imagine he had 3 bodies rotting in his house”. I mean...this must be hard for her. You date…

History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

I had another Klan in mind, but yea, this bitter Mets fan says fuck Clemens too.

#AlternativeResults!

This is harassment and a death threat.

+96 Hot Pockets

Right? Like the only way I would have ever even heard of Baylor is football. I’ve never heard anyone say Baylor is on par with the best schools. Their academics are probably like a northeast community college (no offense to the CC).

Well, that or Penn State. Obviously.

Baptist U. Rape is ok. Dancing, not so much.

I would discourage any hypothetical daughter of mine from going to Baylor because I don’t want her to be around that particular batshit crazy kind of Christianity.

Which place is more likely to consider solar power ‘hippie bullshit’?

Texas, of course.

Texas. The people in the Middle East have a tendency to learn facts.

The middle east was the height of culture and civilization at one point in time.

When oil is obsolete, what will be the more primitive place: Texas or the Middle East?

“problems we have at Baylor are no different than the problems at any other school in America.”

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

With intelligent, aware leaders like that, I can’t imagine how Baylor has been able to exist as a toilet full of soft, bloody shit for such a long time. It’s a real head-scratcher.

Everyone knows that, if you’re a football player that grows up and goes to school in Texas, that the alphabet is something you only learn if you decide to pursue a graduate degree.

I mean, okay. But it’s also not uncommon for someone who holds racist views and/or believes in upholding systemic racism to like/love/be attracted to some persons of color. The question is not, “Does Paul Ryan like/love/wanna fuck some black people?” The question is whether he thinks that, as a white dude, he is…