All I read was how she tried to delay potty training and my brain had a spasm

I'm pretty sure it was this guy

I was gonna say the same these assholes are always ready to ride your ass in a sports car just to piss you off wait for you to make a slight swerve and run your plates... douche bag pig...

Shaddup, you twit.

No, just the crap TV show concepts.

Fixed it for you:

I'm honestly amazed the cop didn't cuff them, or conduct a field sobriety test on the driver.

Australian bro, you need to spend some time in the good ole US of A. Because you would have been tazed about 10 minutes ago.

The best comment was the cop after the guy yelled "UP YOURS!!!" Cops response, "It won't fit."

That cop needs to work as a divorce arbitrator or something as a second gig. He is cool as a cucumber.

the child is acting HIDEOUSLY . i have an 8 year old and he has manners . something this little pig brat is clearly lacking .

I don't have a problem with that. I'm concerned that she might TALK. Ugh. *shudder*

I couldn't imagine hating myself enough to consider that.

Tell me more about this busty woman in a tiny bikini. Better yet, how about some visual aids?

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I laughed that there was a slope in the design of the bridge, but didn't catch on until today that it was derogatory. Do I care? No. Infact I had a giggle upon hearing the depth of the joke.

WalMart sazs $49.95 (if you opt for synthetic Valvoline) plus, they vacuum interior and you can pick up Rogaine and Just For Men at the same stop, which should appeal to the average Porsche client.