This pure BS. After a few drinks you are relaxed and can drive much smoother so it is safer not more dangerous. Buy a 20$ breathanalyzer and use it before you drive home from the tavern.

So you mean the GOP/FOX boys?

But a hopeless stalemate means big profits!

The middle picture looks like an Aston.

Apple fanboys don’t ever surrender gracefully.

If I were going to Cleveland I’d want to drive as slow as possible.

Just set the cruise control on Ludicrous.

You forgot to include the energy value of urine in your calculations.

Off road!

Would we really expect anything intelligent from Mayweather?

I have webmonkees too! Do yours fly out your butt?

Nah, they traded for a slightly used set of dentures. And a b ball.

Government FTW!!!!!

No, you’re thinking of the moon.

Massholes sold it for natty light.

They hawked that one for tuition to Derek Zoolander’s school for legislators who can’t read for shit.

They turned that one into a bong.

It took a byu coed to the movies and came back married.

Have Nascar drivers ride NFL players instead of cars.

gigawatts