Tucker should have merged with Ford and become...

You would have thought he'd left in a Ferrari.

Maybe he said taxes.

A metric gallon is double +30 so so=32 u.s gallons cuz Murica!

Yes, but momentum is your friend. Dat boat had much momentum.

Cops are idiots so that means the suv is junk.

I am not impressed. 72 Ford LTD goes through trails and streams much worse than this.

Try reading idiot.

Shoot white Jesus. Just to be fair.

Ok, let me know what street you live on first.

Stupidest Jalopnik post ever.

1. Sign up for ACA.

No sane person would love Utah.

Mercedes charges for these things, but do they actually work?

At least the dick part is correct.

Exactly. We should not have to call the police or anonymous to investigate this. The school administrators should be fired and investigated for crimes.

If it helps them move on quicker....

Brilliant and insightful! Now all is clear.

I am not sure how this makes Moore a hypocrite. Did he underpay his employees, or take advantage of others financially?

No Rapelisberger?