They won't be wrong. We're going to deserve it.

Really living up to your name there. If only your comprehension and critical thinking skills lived up to your whinging skills. Echoing TheGoodStepSister, fuck you, next.

What’s he going to do to get attention now that he can’t trade off of her?

This is why people need to actually listen to or read the lyrics to a song before getting fauxraged about them on the internet. If you had come that, you’d already know she says nothing disrespectful about him in the song. She also did him and all of the exes the courtesy of previewing ‘Thank U Next’ beforehand to…

Pete Davidson was crass as fuck talking about his sex life with Ariana on TV, and he’s mad about “Thank u, next”? Fuck right off with that, dude.

If they are that lawless it is time for the good stewards of the earth to police these parks themselves. Judge Dredd style. Ain’t no one going to stop you.

This is a reminder to those out there who believe that government employees don’t do anything.

Funny you mention  Mother Teresa, a hypocrite who flew around the world first class and stayed at fancy hotels in order to raise money for her “charity” hospitals that were objectively horrible places.  

Well... the GOP has never emphasized education, it’s no wonder you can’t read.

What kind of CHUD looks at a National Park and thinks: “Hey, I know what this needs, my $20 strand of Wal-Mart Christmas lights!”?
Blast these people into the sun.

I suspect the Joshua trees will survive the indignity. Overflowing human waste is a much worse contamination problem, though mostly for later visitors; the trees are also unlikely to care. I.m guessing that elk and deer and bears do, in fact, their business in the woods.

It’s almost like there’s no upside to trump being illegitimate prez, is there?

At the time, he thought he was thisclose to getting laid. Must have been a false alarm. Again.

Shut the fuck up tomato. Don't you usually pick a new name by now?

Tomato is forever. It won’t stop.

Victory is probably the porn star he’s currently banging that he sent over there as part of a USO show.

What happened to that promise you made about going away and not shitposting here for a while, tomato?

The answer is power, to do whatever you want with no repercussions, recourse or regrets. Money is the tool, sex is the expression. 

You’re out of your damn mind if you think Tom Cruise could come up with an argument that cohesive.

it’s so rude how the aliens are letting it play all the way out like this. every planet gets a practice civilization, we had our part to play.