Ok, who let Jorni out of the greys again?

Seeking a ghost as a “life partner?” I sense a bad rom-com in the making!

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LAW and ORDER. The hallways may have been wide enough...but that was so they could transfer fetal remains!

I don’t get it. I thought these racist fucks were proud that they’re getting their moment in the sun. Own it, fuck muppets. You can’t be afraid of what a bunch of SJW, cucked libtards will do. Be your strong, alpha-manly self. Sack up, heroes. Or, keep deleting your internet history and pissing yourselves in fear that…

Amazing. And please, if there is a God, make sure that David Attenborough is immortal.

I pressed that play button chanting “please be Sir David Attenborough, please be Sir David Attenbourough...YES THANK YOU. No offense, Oprah and Signourney, but NEVER AGAIN.

(Kapur later made it clear that this was the form the statement arrived in his inbox in, stymieing accusations that this might be some kind of false font operation.)

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a serif font.
He was in a bind because he had unseriffed lines - he’d even go Garamond.

Today the Code 45* team is focused upon Robert Mueller’s investigation into that whole Russia thing (“the Case”, as 45*’s subconscious calls it) and how it has shot back to the top of the news charts with Michael Flynn’s guilty plea (and the related near-certainty that everyone’s favourite MF made a deal to dish on…

UK Update:

I think that’s pretty bold of you to creep on her in front of her husband like that.

Oh, Trump won’t know the word, “dais.”

Angela, real talk time. I love you. You are a wonderful actress and you have entertained me throughout the years. You are my broomstick witch, you are my motherly teapot, you are my solver of mysteries. Nothing will take that away. Now... please shut the fuck up about this topic. You’re wrong all the way around on…

Oh, fuck off, Angela, you and your B.S. “out of context”. From all the shitty excuses of assholes caught talking with their heads up their asses, the “out of context” is the most aggravating, because it dares to blame the listener, despite we all have perfectly understood the ignorant jerk’s words.

I hope she dumped you. Please tell me she dumped you. That’s assuming she exists at all. I have only your word for that.

(including my all-time favorite Disney movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks)

http://newsthump.com/2017/11/28/angela-lansbury-to-star-in-bollocks-she-wrote/

Serious question, no snark: what is it like to never be able to satisfy a woman?

You imagine insults because you neo-Nazi cretins need to feel like victims. None of you have ever really experience the status of a minority, but you need to be martyrs to make your sick ideology function. It’s a distortion of reality and tantamount to cowardice.