It’s colossally unfunny and reveals how offensive “bans” are to most Americans, necessary or not.

Whoa I’m not saying he “did” anything at all. Just that I’m a good decade + beyond being entertained by his schtick and won’t pay to see more of it.

I want an explanation as to why, suddenly, after a year of being ungrey, I’ve suddenly been greyed again. I’ve been commenting here for 2 years and I have a lot of long term Jezzie followers. In fact, I have 109 followers. I deserve an explanation.

Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome priest?!

The biggest problem in stopping sex crime isn’t investigating it, it isn’t prosecuting it, it’s people simply not reporting it to the police.

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

The use of “nice guys” as a pejorative has nothing to do with men who are actually nice. It has to do with men who have a great deal of anger toward women because those bitches won’t automatically give them the sex they feel they’re owed as a reward for their “niceness.” Men who treat women halfway decently only…

Sodom and Sephora

DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???

Festival belts are way cuter than fanny packs. There are lots of different styles too, including skirts and bustles. These are just a few of the belts.

There is no debate. This is not a word. These are not a thing. This is not a discussion.

This is why, when I’m walking down a street or hall and people are coming toward me, I don’t get out of the way. The only people who have bumped into me are men. Only a handful apologize. I don’t though.

You can’t grow gummi bears but you can grow gummiberries and then you make that into juice and the bears will come. But it has a tendency to attract ogres and dragons too.

Not too long from now you’re going to find yourself standing at a government office service counter. The shield between you and the government employee is down. You painfully force a smile across your face, knowing full well you need your weekly ration chits because last week’s disobedience didn’t end the way you’d…

A++ on finding the douchiest picture of Val Kilmer.

If you’re looking for me.... You gotta step under the sea...

First it’s a restaurant and the next thing you know we got Rapture.

This is a very Quebecois thing to lose one’s shit about. These guys are deadly serious about wine. I think it’s a holdover from the motherland.

I get that tattoos are not for everyone and personal taste and all that, but equating tattoos to self-harm is pretty shitty.