I am not sure if the fantasies I have been having about the many ways that Trump could meet a violent end are healthy or unhealty. A tornado snatches his plane out of the sky and smashes it into the ground after giving him time to cry like a baby and shit his pants. A fire on his golf cart engulfs the crotch of his…

Fuck it, it’s time to straight up Logan’s Run Baby Boomers.

When they did a similar article on how maxi dresses were the devil, I replied with this:

I think he scrapes his face raw with St. Ives Apricot scrub.

This needs more circulation.

It’s not often we get a number in the Code 45* mix; this one is well used today in conveying a great deal of information in a very succinct fashion. My explanation of it will be...not like that. Quel surprise, non?

Wedges are ugly. They make your feet look like stumps, or hooves. Wedge booties are an abomination.

All in favour of going to live on an all-woman island and never listening to this clown again?

Wearing open toed shoes with socks is the real outrage here.

Kinja is in hysteria. Call the good doctor.

How convenient: import your own victims, and the act of importing them becomes their cage.

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.

Bannon called Trump the “greatest public speaker since William Jennings Bryan.”

“It’s weird doing Hot Topics and being a hot topic,” Wendy Williams said at the beginning of her talk show’s iconic opening segment Tuesday morning.

God has a good sense of humor??

I beg to differ. As a Dungeons and Dragons player, I am very familiar with the word, “dotard”.

His fans are so goddamned easy to scam. Soon he’ll just be picking random universities out of a hat and insisting that he had a whole rally planned there and a gang of trans women antifas cancelled him to stop free speech.

Seems like a weird spot to draw the line. We’re getting all up in arms about some lady kicking her horse, but not all the other terrible things we do to them up to that point. If you’re going to give this animal human-like feelings then pretty much everything else we do to horses, as humans, is exceptionally cruel!…