As a gay male, I have zero shame in botox, peels, and light dermal fillers under my eyes. Nothing permanent. Most people think I look ten years younger. But the exercise, vitamins, and cutting out cigarettes and alcohol all helped too. There are people who try to shame me, especially since I started in my late…

So they should stay in their lane then? I have no interest at all in this, but just because they’re men they can’t write it? I write from the point of view of men and boys in my books, but from what you’re saying I shouldn’t because as a woman there is no way I could ever get into the mindset of the male creature.…

“...alongside the boardroom buzzwords “relevant stakeholders,”..”

She should have been made Secretary of Turkey Pardons.

Hailing from the state, I can tell you that that part of AZ does bear a striking resemblance to the Jundland Wastes on Tatooine, so she’s not really wrong....

Kate Beaton knows the importance of beach volleyball.

Response of the day:

Nah, I think it’s a better idea to melt tar sands in Canada and then pump the resulting material overland through sites important to Native Americans and through a large watershed that serves millions of Americans. I think that, plus continued reliance on unspeakably corrupt and cruel regimes in the Middle East should…

Always relevant.

Well she’s a 45 year old man from Colorado. Of course she doesn’t dance very well.

They should add a button next to “Reply” on all articles that says “Hey! I found something that you typed incorrectly!” And you can click on it to submit your very worthwhile complaints about spelling and grammar.

I would. I so would.

MY EYES
ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!!

David Attenborough on a show wherein he narrated a detailed account of celebrity beefs would be my favorite thing.

You’re not an adult, you’re a frightened little boy who wants someone else to take care of things for you.

Ferngully was better.

If he hasn’t, and if MVP goes along with it, he’s in for a rude awakening when he discovers she has way more options.

RRUES’s?