Oh my god, go 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 away

Here’s the thing. What’s great about America is you can say whatever crazy-ass thing you want to, and you know the government won’t show up at your house at 2AM to disappear you forever. HOWEVER, the flip side of that great right is that you actually have to defend what you’re saying. You want to be a Nazi? Go ahead,…

If I were a comic book character aimin’ to misbehave, these are a few possibilities that I would _hypothetically_ entertain (but definitely never encourage anyone to do or participate in in any way....snicker).

These people are hilarious idiots.

This is why labor rights are essential. These are not “starter jobs” they are the jobs available and those who do them deserve a living wage.

Oh no! They are literally disappearing from history! Their confederate hands are fading while playing the guitar at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in 1955!

It’s probably not a coincidence that they’re getting bolder as our WW2 vets are all passed or passing away.

PETA has some nerve telling anyone about animal adoption given their tendency to euthanize adoptable animals in what they refer to as “mercy killing”.

*Canada peers through the blinds*

I wish pro-choice advocates would stop hiding behind rape pregnancies and affirm the right of women to have abortions at their leisure, without having to justify their decision or circumstance.

If, as Trump claims, some of the marchers were only there to protest removing a statue, then they goddamn well should have dropped out when they saw the Nazi flags, tiki torches, and heard the ‘blood and soil’ and ‘Jew will not replace us’ chants.

Remember back in high school when everyone was asking how the Germans could see everything happening around them and not take a stand? Doesn’t seem so impossible anymore, does it?

Let the kid go and give him a medal.

A good time to bring this one out

“Don’t protest like that. Do it right.”

How can I never get comments out of the grays, but shit like this makes it through? Am I not being stupid enough?

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Serena Joy.”

I have been dream-casting the adaptation of this book since 1995 when I first read it. In my 22 years of thinking about it, I’ve not thought of anything better than Tennant as Crowley. *weeps tears of joy*

David Tenant as Crowley and Michael Sheen as Aziraphael?