Man, there is a lot of zucchini hate in these comments! Am I crazy for loving zucchini? It’s so good! It’s the best squash! Sauteed with some mushrooms and chicken, over rice? Drenched in butter, covered in bread crumbs and parmigiano and baked? Veggie heaven, yo.

Counterpoint: testing it yourself is pretty fun if you remember to brace for impact. Dudes are NOT prepared for you to stand your ground, and will make some epic shocked faces.

This is the charming, low-stakes story I live for as I wait for the sweet release of death. Who wants scones?

Cucumbers are better anyway. This rapscallion should be lauded and rewarded for replacing their shitty zucchini with a delicious cucumber. If there’s security footage, I hope somebody leeks it so we can all know who this American hero is.

Gray on gray vouching action up in here.

Jesus, Orwell is depressingly right!

What could he possibly say that would justify what he did?

I don’t always agree with him, but he spends a lot of time on each letter and has a good balance between tough love and kind support. Also, he is very adamant that the friendzone is BS, which is great.

Sometimes the comments can be frustrating, but I find in general the quality of Kotaku comments has increased the past…

My afternoon brainstorm is to market a special towel, like the Ta Ta Towel. I’m gonna call it the Chin Chilla. It’s purpose is to provide an absorbent sling for the massive double chins of Jabbas like Mr. Clovis here ‘cause... damn, son!

Right?

I guess I just don’t see how encouraging a culture of publicly shaming rapists after they have gone to jail actually helps the cause?

There is a difference between someone who did their time for a non-violent offense and a violent one. I am not surprised at all to see a bunch of dudes rushing on here to say that men should be able to feel virtually no consequences for brutally assaulting a woman (and we see right through your bullshit about how…

After spending thousands presumably for all the wedding crap,spending more on a gift is ludicrous. But the ludicrous ones are the selfish couple who plan their wedding event(s) away from friends and family, fully expecting attendance. If you decide to create a gift, bless you, don’t spend much time or money on it,…

He looks like when your toes get squished trying to fit into a pair of too-small high heels.

JESUS CHRIST! WON’T SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN?! HE’S CLEARLY SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTION TO SOMETHING!

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

I am always going to star you for your user name!

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