Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…
I’ve never been an especially patriotic person, beyond the school mandated brainwashing. I’ve mostly been cynical about our place in the world
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If we tell them how she was created by a liberal bondage enthusiast, who believed the world would be a Utopian paradise if it were led by women instead of men, I bet their heads would explode.
If that doesn’t work, we could tell them about the time that there was nearly an issue where Diana defended an abortion clinic,…
Black Eyed Beas? Fergie? will.i.am? This whole thing is two thousand and late.
So are we certain she’s not actually Jenna from 30 Rock? Because that really sounds like something Jenna would say.
How about Logan:
I just thought “There’s got to be a metal band called ‘Plague’” and googled “heavy metal plague”. Got “did you mean ‘heavy metal plaque’”.
Breaks my heart to realize that future generations may not ever experience the joy of going to a Spencer’s and finding the “If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be A Fucking Airport” hat they’ve so desperately coveted.
It’s always a good excuse to post:
Ps. Bring back Alias.
This is Garin and Erika, IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIX THIS (and now you do)- go to our website (links in article) www.RHAvote.com and SIGN THE PETITION immediately, and follow links to Rally and Rise RallyandRise.org to get info on calling senators to put pressure on them. We have talked to the senators- this matters, call…
Anyone else read those lyrics to the tune of Cake’s “Going the Distance”?
Oh shut the fuck up, Glenn.
Also please, tell your mom n dad, or grandmother and father. That Microsoft WILL NEVER call them for any goddamn reason. They don’t care that you have Windows Vista, or 8.1 or NT4.0 or Microsoft Windows 1.0. Never use drivers guides. never download any 3rd party program they only guide themselves into your checkbook..
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Yeah. I almost got taken in by a version of the classic ‘Nigerian prince’ scam a long time ago when I was in college. Rather than playing on greed they played on sympathy. I made a ‘friend’ online who was stuck in a foreign country and need me to wire them money to come back to the US. This is back when shit like this…
I can't say I'm personally impacted by the practice at a high-level. As you say, it's easy enough for most people to simply ignore. But it's the entitled attitude of evangelical Christians is what upsets me.